Last chance for saucy Xmas fun!

This really is your LAST CHANCE to enjoy the saucy larks and general rudery that is Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells as we have our final outing at the Tom Thumb Theatre.

If you want to escape from the C word to a world of fun and naughty humour for a few hours, then do come along and keep us company!

Join Miss Maybe and Miss Glory Pearl for the last Wanton Words & Burlesque Bombshells of the year, and our last outing at the Tom Thumb theatre. There'll be mischief, mayhem, cake, a festive Raffle of Dreams, the wonderful Elizabeth Cage and some very special guests, including the truly extraordinary Vivacity Bliss! Doors 7.30pm, show starts 8pm. Tickets are £10, available in advance from the theatre on 01843 221791 or online at:

https://www.facebook.com/events/1423665224518771/

Kinky Halloween Special Saturday 5 October!

Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells 

Join Missy Maybe and Miss Glory Pearl for another night of saucy mayhem. Celebrated erotica writer, Elizabeth Cage will be reading and there will be special guests aplenty. October marks our annual 'kinky special', where we explore the darker side of human sexuality with a look at fetishes, kinks and all the naughtiness Ann Summers built an empire on.

The now legendary Raffle of Dreams returns with an array of truly extraordinary prizes, and of course, our audience competition promises laughs aplenty.

Doors open 7.30pm, show starts at 8pm.

Tickets £10, available from the theatre on 01843 221791 or online at:

http://www.wegottickets.com/event/240930

https://www.facebook.com/events/166483623537254/

Wanton Words: A saucy holiday romance on Saturday August 3rd

It's back for the summer season....yes, Wanton Words kicks off again on Saturday August 3rd in saucy Cliftonville at the delightfully intimate Tom Thumb Theatre.  

Join myself, Missy Maybe and Miss Glory Pearl for another night of hot, saucy mayhem. Summer's here (so they say) and holiday season is well under way with its promise of sunburn, soggy chips, sex with strangers and sand in sensitive places.

With some very special guests, another hilarious audience competition and a holiday-themed Raffle of Dreams, you're guaranteed some sunshine and balmy temperatures!  Tickets only £10!

Go to https://www.facebook.com/events/270853213054057/

Wanton Words Office Party Sat 1st December!

Join the Wanton Words team for their Office Xmas Party, a night of erotica, British burlesque, sketches, educational readings, cake and mayhem.

I will be reading another saucy tale, Professor Pinchquim will be educating us. Absinthe D'Mure will be drinking the bar dry and photocopying her nether regions, and Miss Maybe will be extolling the joys of Christmas while Miss Glory Pearl Scrooges for England. 


Our last show of 2012 will feature a very special guest with very special skills, and our Secret Santa raffle of extra special prizes will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy - or possibly a little nauseous.

Doors open at 7.30pm

Tickets are £10 and can be purchased directly from the theatre http://www.tomthumbtheatre.co.uk/ or here: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/168832

Erotic readings and saucy fun on December 1st!

WANTON WORDS AND BURLESQUE BOMBSHELLS

I'm giving more readings at the Tom Thumb Theatre in Cliftonville on Saturday December 1st with the wonderful burlesque performers Miss Glory Pearl and Miss Maybe plus special guests. This one is the office Xmas party special.  I'm intrigued!
Door open at 7.30pm and tickets cost a mere £10.  And you get cake!  
To book go to http://www.wegottickets.com/event/168832