Showing posts with label tom thumb theatre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tom thumb theatre. Show all posts

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Last chance for saucy Xmas fun!

This really is your LAST CHANCE to enjoy the saucy larks and general rudery that is Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells as we have our final outing at the Tom Thumb Theatre.

If you want to escape from the C word to a world of fun and naughty humour for a few hours, then do come along and keep us company!

Join Miss Maybe and Miss Glory Pearl for the last Wanton Words & Burlesque Bombshells of the year, and our last outing at the Tom Thumb theatre.

There'll be mischief, mayhem, cake, a festive Raffle of Dreams, the wonderful Elizabeth Cage and some very special guests, including the truly extraordinary Vivacity Bliss!

Doors 7.30pm, show starts 8pm.

Tickets are £10, available in advance from the theatre on 01843 221791 or online at:

https://www.facebook.com/events/1423665224518771/

Friday, 8 November 2013

Diary date: the LAST Wanton Words show of the year

Saturday 7 December at 7.30pm - the Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells XXX (mas) Special!

Join us for our last ever show at the Tom Thumb Theatre in sunny Margate.

There'll be mischief, mayhem, cake, a festive Raffle of Dreams, and joining Missy Maybe and Miss Glory Pearl are some very special guests, including the truly extraordinary Vivacity Bliss!

Doors 7.30pm, show starts 8pm.

Tickets are £10, available in advance from the theatre on 01843 221791


https://www.facebook.com/events/1423665224518771

Friday, 27 September 2013

Kinky Halloween Special Saturday 5 October!

Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells 



Join Missy Maybe and Miss Glory Pearl for another night of saucy mayhem. Celebrated erotica writer, Elizabeth Cage will be reading and there will be special guests aplenty. October marks our annual 'kinky special', where we explore the darker side of human sexuality with a look at fetishes, kinks and all the naughtiness Ann Summers built an empire on.

The now legendary Raffle of Dreams returns with an array of truly extraordinary prizes, and of course, our audience competition promises laughs aplenty.

Doors open 7.30pm, show starts at 8pm.

Tickets £10, available from the theatre on 01843 221791 or online at:

http://www.wegottickets.com/event/240930

https://www.facebook.com/events/166483623537254/


Saturday, 6 July 2013

Knitted Bananas and the Wanton Words Raffle of Dreams

I have a thing for knitted fruit and it features in the wonderful Raffle of Dreams at the next Wanton Words & Burlesque Bombshells - so if you want to learn how to make a knitted zip up banana, which actually looks quite rude, then do join us on Saturday August 1st. You know you want to....




Related post: http://elizabeth-cage.blogspot.co.uk/2013/07/wanton-words-saucy-holiday-romance-on.html

Monday, 1 July 2013

Wanton Words: A saucy holiday romance on Saturday August 3rd

It's back for the summer season....yes, Wanton Words kicks off again on Saturday August 3rd in saucy Cliftonville at the delightfully intimate Tom Thumb Theatre.  

Join myself, Missy Maybe and Miss Glory Pearl for another night of hot, saucy mayhem. Summer's here (so they say) and holiday season is well under way with its promise of sunburn, soggy chips, sex with strangers and sand in sensitive places.

With some very special guests, another hilarious audience competition and a holiday-themed Raffle of Dreams, you're guaranteed some sunshine and balmy temperatures!  Tickets only £10!

Go to https://www.facebook.com/events/270853213054057/



Thursday, 16 May 2013

Love, Marriage and other Dark Perversions

Love, Marriage and other Dark Perversions is the title of the next Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells show on Saturday June 1st at the Tom Thumb Theatre in sunny Cliftonville. 

Join me, Miss Glory Pearl, Miss Maybe and special guests for a night of monogamous mischief and mayhem.


June is wedding month, where couples across the land bankrupt themselves for one day of stress and excess, only to quickly slide into the over-familiarity of marriage, where sex is given grudgingly on high days and holidays.

But husbands, wives, take note; it doesn't have to be this way! Join us as we celebrate putting the spice into monogamy - any we don't mean cooking up a Vindaloo with the left-over Christmas turkey!

Guest appearances from our resident dildo, Desmond, and other guests to be announced!

Doors 7.30pm. Show begins 8pm.

Tickets are £10 and available from www.wegottickets.com or the Tom Thumb website: www.tomthumtheatre.co.uk


https://www.facebook.com/events/566381690061343/


Sunday, 7 April 2013

Seaside Smut on Saturday June 1st!

Last night's Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells Show was a riot as always and the next show will be Saturday 1st June, on the theme of Couples, at the delightful Tom Thumb Theatre in Cliftonville. Expect more outrageous spectacle and smutty readings.  For more info go to

https://www.facebook.com/WantonWordsBurlesqueBombshells

Doors open 7.30pm, show starts at 8pm.

Thursday, 14 March 2013

Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells present Priapic Printemps

Wanton Words & Burlesque Bombshells present 'Priapic Printemps'
Spring is in the air! (well, kind of, when the snow finally disappears!) And what better way to celebrate the season of new life, fecundity and frolics than to worship the wonder of man in all his firmness?

Yes, the next Wanton Words show is coming, so to speak, and it's the 'real man' special with readings, sketches and burlesque all worshipping the fleshy maypole of joy.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!  


For more info go to http://www.facebook.com/events/289563824505808/

Doors open 7.30pm, show starts at 8pm.

For tickets go to the theatre website (see below) or www.wegottickets.com



Thursday, 31 January 2013

Burlesque, erotica and cake!


Just a last reminder that our next show is

SATURDAY 2nd FEBRUARY!

It's the Girls, Girls, Girls Special!

Erotic readings and burlesque performers - together in one fabulous show!  With cake!

8pm at the Tom Thumb Theatre  in sunny Cliftonville. 
Go to our fabulous Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells Facebook page where you can find out all the news and gossip about our upcoming shows.


https://www.facebook.com/WantonWordsBurlesqueBombshells

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Great Balls of Fire!

Two words to describe the fabulous Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells show last night at the Tom Thumb Theatre - SUCH FUN!

I loved reading my story Nice Work, the audience was lovely and I even drew out the raffle tickets and handed out cards for our saucy xmas card contest!  I'm usually a bit shy so it was good to come out of my comfort zone and I really enjoyed it.  

The shows are proving so successful that we will be doing another 6 next year.  Thanks to the lovely Miss Glory Pearl, Missy Maybe, Professor Pinchquim and the amazing Trixi Tassels and her flaming nipples!  Great balls of fire!


Thursday, 29 November 2012

Nice Work and Wanton Words

Eve's Big Bang - a collection of five erotic stories
On a hot summer day, two strangers on a train share an unexpected brief horny encounter. The journey to the office will never be the same again. When Adrian walks away he can’t get the cool sexy redhead out of his mind but he’s already late for work and it’s the first day in his new job. He has to make a good impression. But fate has a wicked sense of humour and when Adrian meets Alice once more he soon discovers she has plans for him that far exceed his wildest fantasies.

She was leaning forward, a hint of cleavage on show. She had scribbled a note which she gestured for him to take.  Hands shaking, he took it, his fingers brushing her red painted nails.  Reading the words written clearly before him, his eyes widened in disbelief. He looked up at her again, his expression questioning.  She nodded. Glancing once more at the handwritten note, he removed his suit jacket and carefully laid it across his knees. Then, hands shaking, he slipped them beneath the cover of the jacket and unzipped his flies, grasping his already hard cock which was begging for relief.  It felt strange, illicit and very exciting.

This extract is from my story, Nice Work, which appears in e-book Eve's Big Bang published by Xcite.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Eves-Big-Bang-collection-ebook/dp/B008GEA2O6/
I will be reading it at the next Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells show at 8pm Saturday December 1st at the Tom Thumb Theatre in Cliftonville.  Come and join us for an evening of saucy fun!

And if you can't come this time, then why not visit Amazon and check out Eve's Big Bang, which contains 5 sizzling stories by top erotic authors.



  

Saturday, 17 November 2012

Wanton Words Office Party Sat 1st December!

Wanton Words & Burlesque Bombshells: The Office Party
Join the Wanton Words team for their Office Xmas Party, a night of erotica, British burlesque, sketches, educational readings, cake and mayhem.

will be reading another saucy tale, Professor Pinchquim will be educating us. Absinthe D'Mure will be drinking the bar dry and photocopying her nether regions, and Miss Maybe will be extolling the joys of Christmas while Miss Glory Pearl Scrooges for England. 


Our last show of 2012 will feature a very special guest with very special skills, and our Secret Santa raffle of extra special prizes will leave you feeling warm and fuzzy - or possibly a little nauseous.

Doors open at 7.30pm

Tickets are £10 and can be purchased directly from the theatre http://www.tomthumbtheatre.co.uk/ or here: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/168832

Sunday, 28 October 2012

Erotic readings and saucy fun on December 1st!


WANTON WORDS AND BURLESQUE BOMBSHELLS

I'm giving more readings at the Tom Thumb Theatre in Cliftonville on Saturday December 1st with the wonderful burlesque performers Miss Glory Pearl and Miss Maybe plus special guests. This one is the office Xmas party special.  I'm intrigued!
Door open at 7.30pm and tickets cost a mere £10.  And you get cake!  
To book go to http://www.wegottickets.com/event/168832

Monday, 8 October 2012

Erratic erotica

Last night I was part of another sell-out Wanton Words and  Burlesque Bombshells Show at the lovely Tom Thumb Theatre.  I read two of my erotic short stories from Xcite anthologies - After the Funeral and Road Rage.  I always get really nervous beforehand, and sometimes I can overcome this when I start reading, sometimes not so much.  Reading your own work is so different to writing it!  I'm now busy selecting what to read at the next event in the Canterbury Fringe Festival on October 18th.

Anyway, I enjoyed chatting to two lovely ladies from the audience afterwards who asked if my blog was erotic.  I replied that I hoped it was, but that it was a bit erratic at times.  This amused them and one coined the phrase "erratic erotica".  I love that.  Erratica!  A new word is born.

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Talking, Reading and Questions

Saturday October 6th at 7.30pm: WANTON WORDS AND BURLESQUE BOMBSHELLS
I’ve got quite a few events coming up in October.  
On Saturday 6th, I’m part of the highly successful Wanton Words and Burlesque Bombshells Show at the gorgeous Tom Thumb Theatre in Cliftonville (see events for details), followed by an invite only talk at a Writers Long Table Lunch on 12th, and then our popular Wanton Words show makes a return to the Canterbury Fringe Festival on Thursday 18th  (it was a sell-out last year, so get your tickets now!). Whenever I give a talk or reading, people ask questions.  And not just about the writing.  So over a series of blog posts, I’m going to include the most often asked, with some answers.  Three at a time.  Here we go. 
Q. What was your childhood ambition?  
A: To be a writer.  For as long as I can remember.
Q. But what was your first actual paid job?  
A: I’ve had loads of jobs, but when I was a teenager I worked as a waitress and washer-up in a greasy spoon café every Saturday.  I came home reeking of grease and fat but one of the perks was free pies and trifles! 
Q. How did you end up being an erotic writer? 
A: By accident in a way.  I was writing literary stories that were considered too racy and advised to send them to an erotic magazine, which I did.  I was then told they weren’t raunchy enough, so I put plenty of sex in and hey presto – my career as an erotic writer was launched.
If you have a burning question you would like to ask, let me know and I’ll do my best to answer..  

Saturday, 15 September 2012

Kinky Special on October 6th with Elizabeth Cage


WANTON WORDS AND BURLESQUE BOMBSHELLS

I'm giving more readings at the Tom Thumb Theatre in Cliftonville on October 6th with the wonderful burlesque performers Miss Glory Pearl and Miss Maybe plus special guests.  It's the kinky special - I can't wait!  A spanking good time guaranteed!



Sunday, 5 August 2012

Saucy fun at the Tom Thumb!

Last night I had a fabulous time taking part in a laughter-filled Wanton Words show at the Tom Thumb theatre in Cliftonville hosted by the wonderful burlesque performers Miss Glory Pearl  http://www.missglorypearl.co.uk/ and Missy Maybe http://missmaybe.co.uk/.  I read two of my stories, both published in Xcite anthologies.  The first, Neighbours, was initially based on an actual experience when I was driven to distraction one night by a very loud party. The climax, so to speak, was however somewhat different!  The second story, Sweets, charts the sexual adventures of Kandi, whose kinky encounter in the woods doesn't exactly go to plan....


The stories can be found on Amazon. 
Seriously Sexy: v. 3 (Xcite Selections)Sex, Love and Valentines

Our next show at the Tom Thumb is on Saturday October 6th and is a kinky special!  I'll be reading two more stories and I can't wait....


Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Wanton Words by the seaside

I'm giving a reading at the Tom Thumb Theatre in Cliftonville on August 4th with the fabulous burlesque performers Miss Glory Pearl and Miss Maybe.  Do come!


Thursday, 8 March 2012